ugly:
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged
spell to get my pussy eaten likes charge reblogs cast 👅🔥🤟💯🔒⏳🔮🆗
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more stuff about the signs
aries
- they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
- too smart
- they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
- one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
- cry baby
- they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
- somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
- sexually frustrated 24/7
- they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
- they move their hands a lot when talking
- they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
- on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
- they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
- they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
- they could kill you if you hurt an animal
- a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
- they care too much about people they love
- they cheat on board games
- very good friends
- too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
- they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
- stubborn
- they don’t let people go completely
- their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
- emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
- they know a lot of useful shit
- but they don’t know what sleep means
- being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
- narcissistic af
- they’re never wrong
- they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
- incomprehensible love for snacks
- misunderstood
- they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
- they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
- they lie to themselves
- sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
- very insecure
- random happiness/sadness attacks
- their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
- innocent without wanting to be
- they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
- they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
- they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
- drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
- they can be too selfish
- unpredictable af
- leave me alone, but give me attention
- their cellphone is part of their body
- their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
- they victimize themselves a lot
- they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
- that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
- they care a lot about what other people think
- they plat a lot with their hands and lips
- the most adorable people when they’re not angry
- children loves them
- they can tranquilize people quickly
- misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
- very sharp ideas/way of thinking
- high moral
- they need constant acceptance/validation
- if you do them one you pay ten
- always reading your intentions
- they tend to joke about other people insecurities
- they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
- despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
- they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
- insecure af
- a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
- they wink a lot
- will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
- they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
- public nerds
- the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
- they read weird things
- super committed and and helpful
- they get angry when things are not done in their way
- they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
- they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
- they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
- their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
- they do this face a lot > 😏
libra
- they’re always in love
- they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
- super emotional
- they probably don’t know what is happening right now
- they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
- a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
- they have good intentions
- creative
- they blush easily
- they have a hard time saying no
- they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
- they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
- they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
- dark mind, bright personality
- they have secret hobbies
- they crave love
- talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
- they get easily offended
- scary when angry
- protective with people they love
- they hate being ignored
- random laugh attacks
- they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
- they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
- they easily connect with music
sagittarius
- ready to disappear in any moment
- they have watched every. movie. on netflix
- using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
- 34 hour-long naps
- they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
- they have a hard time when apologizing
- they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
- would yell at strangers if needed
- intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
- they tend to be sad before sleeping
- this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
- very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
- superiority complex
- more party souls than you could imagine
- they just want you to shut the fuck up
- they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
- able to intimidate people for good or for bad
- they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
- they keep their cool in the craziest situations
- have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
- can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
- always have backup plans
- physical appearance is important
- always have weird obsessions
- they play a lot with their feet
- they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
- they disappear with no reason
- cuter than you
- they get confused when choosing between good and bad
- everything is overrated for them
- they’re addiced to memes
- feelings out of control
- they’re the special snowflakes
- cannabis 23/7
- they will know if you lie
- they lose their shit often
- they think and feel more than they show
- rebels
- the smartest ones
pisces
- they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
- they like music more than they like you
- they like attention but not too much
- will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
- can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
- fake friendliness (sometimes)
- too weird but in a sweet way
- super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
- they overwhelm your mind
- big heart, even bigger imagination
- confused af
- if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
translated from x
(via pisceshierophant)
3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.
(via balletwarrior)
Spider-Man: Hey Mr. Black Panther Sir?
Black Panther: Yes, spider boy?
Spider-Man: Spider-Man, actually. Anyway, when you see something, like, really dumb happen, are you ever tempted to say “Wakanda nonsense is this?”?
Black Panther: No. Never
Black Panther, internally: Yes
(Source: d0cpr0fess0r, via the-walking-spoiler)
JUDGEMENT DAY
If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:
202-759-7766
If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites
-Wikipedia
-Uber
-Snapchat
-Spotify
-YouTube
-Netflix
-Gmail
-Soundcloud
-ALL online games and networks
-ALL online shopping services
-ALL online classes
-ALL the porn
Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media
-CALL: 202-418-1000
Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will
But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!
Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it
@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen
NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.
y’all should rb this to all of your blogs if you have more than one, just saying
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
